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Sarah's A Pig Bitch..rotf..I <3 Her. [11 Aug 2009|08:31am]

Cast:
skrilla : Sarah
.¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : Me


(7:27:10 AM) skrilla : im getting sleepy D:
(7:27:13 AM) skrilla : d:

(7:27:17 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : awe
(7:27:20 AM) skrilla : ;[
(7:27:23 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : i wanna run through the rooms quick
(7:27:26 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : then ill go to bed lol
(7:27:32 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : come with ;B

(7:27:34 AM) skrilla : haha okay i think im going to bed.
(7:27:36 AM) skrilla : D:
(7:27:40 AM) skrilla : you know how i get

(7:27:42 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : theres only 12 rooms lol
(7:27:42 AM) skrilla : haha
(7:27:57 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : :motions:
(7:27:58 AM) skrilla : dont..... MEAN
(7:28:02 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol
(7:28:05 AM) skrilla : imma punch you
(7:28:09 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lmao catch me
(7:28:10 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:28:26 AM) skrilla has joined the room.
(7:28:28 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:28:28 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 3

(7:28:39 AM) * Message from skrilla: jerk
(7:28:47 AM) * Message to skrilla: lmao<3
(7:28:54 AM) * Message to skrilla: almost there
(7:29:13 AM) * Message to skrilla: come on slow poke lol

(7:29:14 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:29:14 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 4

(7:29:14 AM) * Message from skrilla: no catch me punk
(7:29:26 AM) * Message to skrilla: LOL no cause youre not moving
(7:29:29 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:29:29 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 5
(7:29:34 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:29:34 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 6

(7:29:38 AM) * Message from skrilla: i moved
(7:29:43 AM) * Message to skrilla: oo
(7:29:44 AM) * Message from skrilla: i won teh race
(7:29:48 AM) * Message to skrilla: come here
(7:29:52 AM) * Message from skrilla: no i win
(7:29:53 AM) * Message to skrilla: this rooms pretty
(7:29:58 AM) * Message from skrilla: this is too.
(7:30:01 AM) * Message from skrilla: :P

(7:30:10 AM) * Message to skrilla: I BET NOT
(7:30:15 AM) * Message to skrilla: which room

(7:30:21 AM) * Message from skrilla: keep going
(7:30:44 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:30:44 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 7
(7:30:52 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:30:52 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 8
(7:30:56 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:30:56 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 9
(7:31:01 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:01 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 10

(7:31:07 AM) * Message to skrilla: so far i see CRAP
(7:31:09 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:09 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 11
(7:31:18 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:18 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 12
(7:31:19 AM) Users in this room: skrilla
(7:31:19 AM) You have joined the room.

(7:31:23 AM) * skrilla : HA
(7:31:23 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : IS NOT
(7:31:30 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : go to 6

(7:31:30 AM) skrilla : chuddup
(7:31:31 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:31 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 11
(7:31:32 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:32 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 10
(7:31:33 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:33 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 9
(7:31:33 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:34 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 8
(7:31:34 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:34 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 7
(7:31:35 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. has left the room.
(7:31:35 AM) Moved to >> Take Av Room 6
(7:31:35 AM) You have joined the room.

(7:31:46 AM) * Message from skrilla: jerk
(7:31:55 AM) * Message to skrilla: lol it is pretty
(7:31:55 AM) skrilla has joined the room.
(7:31:58 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : SEE
(7:31:59 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : IT IS
(7:32:03 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : I DONT LIE LIKE SOMEONE ELSE I KNOW

(7:32:15 AM) skrilla : :{
(7:32:28 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol your face always get cut off
(7:32:31 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : cause you dont space

(7:32:37 AM) skrilla : sleepp? Dormir?
(7:32:40 AM) skrilla : i knwo

(7:32:42 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : :hugs
(7:32:43 AM) skrilla : i dgaf lmao
(7:32:49 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : poor thing
(7:32:51 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol

(7:32:51 AM) skrilla : :punches
(7:32:55 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ;-O
(7:32:55 AM) skrilla : ha
(7:32:58 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : I TRY TO BE NICE
(7:33:04 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME

(7:33:07 AM) skrilla : LOL RIGHT
(7:33:12 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : jerkface
(7:33:22 AM) skrilla : pigbitch.
(7:33:24 AM) skrilla : lmao

(7:33:26 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : last time i share PRETTINESS with you!
(7:33:36 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ;-O :gasp:

(7:33:46 AM) skrilla : HAR
(7:33:55 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : you turn ugly on lack of sleep!
(7:34:01 AM) skrilla : -whimpers-
(7:34:05 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : dont gimme that
(7:34:19 AM) skrilla : mrewww...
(7:34:24 AM) skrilla : preaseeee

(7:34:25 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : more like roar
(7:34:31 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : or hiss

(7:34:35 AM) skrilla : mew mewww.
(7:34:38 AM) skrilla : ;[

(7:34:38 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lies all lies
(7:34:48 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : JUST LIKE YOUR UGLY ROOM

(7:35:10 AM) skrilla : :'(
(7:35:15 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lmao
(7:35:17 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : no face
(7:35:27 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : whats '(
(7:35:34 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : whered your other eye go

(7:35:40 AM) skrilla : it shows up on my log. assss.
(7:35:47 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol
(7:35:51 AM) skrilla : your cracked computer just sucks
(7:35:54 AM) skrilla : : P

(7:35:59 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : it doesnt show up in here! in the room!
(7:36:06 AM) skrilla : SUCKS FO YOU
(7:36:10 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : Nope
(7:36:10 AM) skrilla : har har
(7:36:21 AM) skrilla : pig bitch.... HAHA

(7:36:23 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : you just look like youre having keyboard malfunctions
(7:36:38 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : Aye now. as i recall
(7:36:44 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ghost called -you- the pig bitch
(7:36:52 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol

(7:36:55 AM) skrilla : and now im calling you pig bitch
(7:37:00 AM) skrilla : FURRIE
(7:37:01 AM) skrilla : lmao.

(ghost also called us furrie earlier too..for those that weren't there and don't get it lol.)
(7:37:07 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ;-O
(7:37:11 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : see
(7:37:14 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : youre evil

(7:37:23 AM) skrilla : Im tired... ;[ ;[ ;[ ;[ ;[ ;[ ;
(7:37:30 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : youre missin a lip
(7:37:40 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : or lips rather
(7:38:00 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : no eye and no lips

(7:38:03 AM) skrilla : -dying-
(7:38:06 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : youre quite a thing to behold
(7:38:10 AM) skrilla : -drowning-
(7:38:19 AM) skrilla : >>emo<<

(7:38:22 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : oh yeah that sucks
(7:38:24 AM) skrilla : LOL
(7:38:27 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : you only have a nose too
(7:38:59 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : better start blowing it and making it into a putter boat

(7:39:14 AM) skrilla : ?
(7:39:21 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : youre only a nose
(7:39:28 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : you lost your eye and lips already

(7:39:34 AM) skrilla : (she uses a rabbit icon)
(7:39:38 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : o_O
(7:39:45 AM) skrilla : (she uses a panda icon)
(7:39:46 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : the hell
(7:40:22 AM) skrilla : (she uses the moon icon)
(7:40:30 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ;-o
(7:40:32 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : you mooned me

(7:40:37 AM) skrilla : (she uses the pig icon)
(7:40:49 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : pig bitch
(7:40:53 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :teef: smily face icon)
(7:41:29 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ( i use the :icky: smiley face icon)
(7:41:32 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : that's you

(7:41:35 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :ef-you: middle finger icon)
(7:41:38 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :ef-you: middle finger icon)
(7:41:40 AM) skrilla : lmao

(7:41:40 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol
(7:42:35 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :frozen: smiley face icon)
(7:42:38 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :purpley: smiley face icon)
(7:42:41 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :fido: smiley face icon)

(7:42:43 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : is the water cold?
(7:42:47 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol

(7:42:49 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :heartyou: icon)
(7:42:55 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :babies: icon)
(7:43:01 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :bomb: icon)

(7:43:02 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : heart me babies eh
(7:43:12 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : and im the bomb
(7:43:15 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : wow what a kiss up

(7:43:17 AM) skrilla : (she uses the :ef-you: middle finger icon)
(7:43:20 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lmao
(7:44:19 AM) skrilla : BED TIME
(7:44:21 AM) skrilla : D:
(7:44:24 AM) skrilla : im going to bed.

(7:44:27 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : my favorite (i use the :EEE: smiley face icon)
(7:44:35 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ARE YOU GONNA BE NICE

(7:44:39 AM) skrilla : i lovve yew, and sleep well and good dreams and what not
(7:44:46 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : OR ARE YOU GOTTA BE LEAVIN AS A PIG BITCH
(7:44:55 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : and what not!?

(7:44:59 AM) skrilla : depends on how you interperate it.
(7:45:08 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : whats what not!?
(7:45:20 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : is this a phrase you say just to leave eh

(7:45:23 AM) skrilla : sleep well, good dreams, no bed bugs, etc ya know? no bakers under the bed
(7:45:27 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : did you mean that sentence at all!?
(7:45:29 AM) skrilla : i love you
(7:45:33 AM) skrilla : bed please?

(7:45:48 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : how much do you really love me
(7:45:51 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : without tryin to go to bed

(7:46:08 AM) skrilla : IVE STAYED AN EXTRA LIKE 45
(7:46:10 AM) skrilla : D:

(7:46:18 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : thats not telling me
(7:46:18 AM) skrilla : actually i was planning to get off at 2
(7:46:25 AM) skrilla : so thats a hell of a lot
(7:46:33 AM) skrilla : ass..

(7:46:33 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : you showed it. but i want words
(7:46:46 AM) skrilla : i love you tims a fillion
(7:46:49 AM) skrilla : times*

(7:46:54 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : YOU LOVE TIMS
(7:46:58 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ;-O

(7:47:09 AM) skrilla : i love YOU times a fillion
(7:47:15 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol
(7:47:18 AM) skrilla : your new name must be tims
(7:47:20 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : is that even a number
(7:47:23 AM) skrilla : yes
(7:47:28 AM) skrilla : in the book of sarah
(7:47:29 AM) skrilla : the end

(7:47:33 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : lol tard
(7:47:41 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : okay okay
(7:47:43 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : ill let you sleep
(7:47:54 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : altho i never had control over you sleeping to begin with Lol

(7:47:58 AM) skrilla : yayy
(7:48:09 AM) skrilla : goodnight dear<#
(7:48:12 AM) skrilla : <3*

(7:48:13 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : sleep well, sweet dreams, and all that jazz ;b
(7:48:20 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : i love you

(7:48:28 AM) skrilla : night<3
(7:48:34 AM) .¦¦.º¹²³.¦¦. : nighters<3
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LOL! [24 Jul 2009|03:55am]
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Flea Likes To Violate Me. ;[ [22 Jul 2009|07:59pm]

brie has sarsxxx: ... well theres an image. rofl
Auto-response: Addicts Empathy is away (7:48:20 PM)
Oh My Damn!
I'm So Fuckin' Hot!!
I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMORE!@
I'm On The Verge Of Stripping & Standing In Front Of My Fan With All Limbs Stretched Out.
Someone Save Me. ;[

Addicts Empathy: I know it brightened your day. ;B
brie has sarsxxx: yeah right i wont be able to sleep tonight lol
Addicts Empathy: i know. you'll be so hot and bothered that you wont be able to contain yourself and get any rest.
Addicts Empathy: i tend to wear people out. im just that good
Addicts Empathy: rotf

brie has sarsxxx: lmao i hate you
brie has sarsxxx: dickhole

Addicts Empathy: see youre already going there. sheesh. i know I'm hard to resist but come on now. must you make me feel so uncomfortable.
Addicts Empathy: you shouldn't come on so strong. it's not lady like.

brie has sarsxxx: when the fuck was i ever lady like? god maff, you should know me by now
Addicts Empathy: i do and that's what frightens me the most.
12 Minutes Pass
Addicts Empathy: The fact you have no words to argue against it..makes it even more unsettling. o_O
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Lol! ..........Sarah's silly. [16 Mar 2009|03:14am]

Sarah :

Hmmm

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

haha

goodnight

<3
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Snuke loves my nuts. ;B [25 Feb 2009|10:49pm]

Addicts Empathy
:
now you made me hungry
SprklnSprklz: HA!
SprklnSprklz: Lol
Addicts Empathy: lol jerk
Addicts Empathy: i see how it is if i go starving you dont help, you mock me! what kind of best friend are you rotf
SprklnSprklz: Lmao aweeeee i lovers u. I would feed u!
Addicts Empathy: lol yeah after you had your fill of laughing at me!
Addicts Empathy: you just wait til you get hungry.
SprklnSprklz: Lol well i love laughing!
SprklnSprklz: =0 when iget hungry ill just grab ur nuts lmao
Addicts Empathy: ;-O hostile. i never knew you felt so intensely about my nuts before. i think we've just crossed another point in our
Addicts Empathy: relationship we can never go back on.rotf
SprklnSprklz: Lmao i love nuts! I thought u knew! And u said how good yours were so i mean whats a girl to do? Lmao
Addicts Empathy: i know my nuts arent easy to resist but sheesh woman i thought you had some will power.
SprklnSprklz: Not with nuts.
SprklnSprklz: I cant contain myself!
Addicts Empathy: well i must warn you i had my nuts in my hands and now they're a lil warm. so i hope you like your nuts toasty & felt up.
SprklnSprklz: Thats fine warm nuts are yummy too!
Addicts Empathy: youre just a slut for deez nutz
Addicts Empathy: you better get to them quick before i stuff em in my mouth again
SprklnSprklz: DONT BE A MEANIE SHARE THE NUTS GAWD
Addicts Empathy: yeah well what do i get out of this transaction of sharing my nuts with you
SprklnSprklz: whatever u want. Im willing to do anything for the nuts lol.
Addicts Empathy: yeee-ahhh! just remember you said that.
SprklnSprklz: Oh i will ;) u betta share!
Addicts Empathy: i will now that i know that whatever my wish might be you must command to it. ;]
SprklnSprklz: Oh gawd im in trouble ;)
Addicts Empathy: j00 know eettt
SprklnSprklz: -sigh- ur nuts r worth it

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Flea & Sean are meant to be rotf. [24 Jan 2009|12:53am]

brie has sarsxxx: sean and his friends are here and theyre all talking about peeing out their assholes o.o rofl
brie has sarsxxx: my boyfriend is so charming. im a lucky girl.
daSmashinPumpkin: LMAO WTF
daSmashinPumpkin: he fits you perfectly
brie has sarsxxx: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN. rofl
brie has sarsxxx: ASSHOLE
daSmashinPumpkin: lmao exactly what it means. you have an arsehole fetish and hes tryin to piss outta his
brie has sarsxxx: HEY
brie has sarsxxx: I DONT HAVE AN ASSHOLE FETISH
brie has sarsxxx: YOU CAN FUCK OFF rofl
daSmashinPumpkin: dont be insulted. be glad i actually see you two lasting rotf
brie has sarsxxx: wow. thats kinda sweet.. yet at the same time i want to punch you in the face rofl
daSmashinPumpkin: lmao. its my charm
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Snuke & I Are Amazing!! ;B [23 Jan 2009|04:27pm]
SprklnSprklz: FUX IT
SprklnSprklz: AHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
daSmashinPumpkin: BLAH BEH DEH DoO
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Rotf Snuke & I on the phone and IMing eachother. [07 Sep 2008|03:11am]

SprklnSprklz: OH YEAH YOU ARE ON

Auto Response from AddictsEmpathy: Talking To Snuke On The Phone. ;B
AddictsEmpathy: sh im talking on the phone
AddictsEmpathy: we can talk later
SprklnSprklz: WHO THE FUCK IS SNUKE BITCH
AddictsEmpathy: i'm undercover lover
AddictsEmpathy: MY
AddictsEmpathy: she has me distracted
AddictsEmpathy: rotf
SprklnSprklz: fine i see how it is
SprklnSprklz: she can fuck off
SprklnSprklz: u never even told me about this girl pfft you
AddictsEmpathy: well you never asked!
SprklnSprklz: meh
AddictsEmpathy: it's always about you knowing this and that but DO YOUTAKE THE TIME TO EVER ASK!?
SprklnSprklz: onE RING TO RULE THEM ALL
SprklnSprklz: WELLLLLLLLLLLLL   FUCK IT
SprklnSprklz: I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY HAVE FUN ON THE PHONE WITH YOUR LOVER
SprklnSprklz: U CANT SEE ME TYPING
SprklnSprklz: GRR
SprklnSprklz: LOL
AddictsEmpathy: psh, get over your anal attitude and then maybe we can talk
SprklnSprklz signed off at 3:07:07 AM.
SprklnSprklz is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
AddictsEmpathy: bitch.
SprklnSprklz signed on at 3:07:21 AM.
SprklnSprklz: U R
SprklnSprklz signed off at 3:07:32 AM.
SprklnSprklz is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
SprklnSprklz signed on at 3:08:19 AM.
SprklnSprklz: PFFT ETT
SprklnSprklz signed off at 3:08:29 AM.
SprklnSprklz is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
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Lizz & I Find out we actually have something in common..dun dun dun [05 Aug 2008|01:51am]
xoXnijiloveXox: jes is a tard xD
xoXnijiloveXox: shes talking to herself
AddictsEmpathy: lol shes typing in caps and it always makes me feel like someone is screaming  online. even though you cant 'hear' anything but i always picture someone screaming the words if its capped
AddictsEmpathy: are you on the phone?
xoXnijiloveXox: yes. lol and i know what you mean i take it that way too.
xoXnijiloveXox: haha
xoXnijiloveXox: she doesnt know how to take it off of caps
xoXnijiloveXox: hahahaah
AddictsEmpathy: lol im 'screaming' back at her
xoXnijiloveXox: lol i see. good for you : ) . im gonna make you a medal : ).
xoXnijiloveXox: hahahaha
xoXnijiloveXox: patootie
xoXnijiloveXox: xD
AddictsEmpathy: you better!@
xoXnijiloveXox: lol i will i promise.
xoXnijiloveXox: but!
xoXnijiloveXox: do you still have your rock?
AddictsEmpathy: yes
xoXnijiloveXox: okay so ill make you a medal.
AddictsEmpathy: Lol so if i didnt you wouldnt!? =-O <_< that looks disturbing h aha
xoXnijiloveXox: hha it really really does.
and if you dont have the rock, we cant be friends remember? and non friend rock losers do NOT deserve medals, even if they do counter attack with "screams"
AddictsEmpathy: ;-O you're vile. i see how it is. our friendship is only as big as the rock i hold! whattt-whatttt-whatttt happens if some beast jumps into my room at night and devours my rock!? ARE YOU NOT GONNA BE MY FRIEND IN MY TIME OF TERROR!?
xoXnijiloveXox: lol. okay well i suppose there4 can be SOME minor exceptions.
and am i really vile, thats quite bad :/, im starting to like jerkface now. hehe
xoXnijiloveXox: and if a beast comes into your room, im pretty sure it will want something more than a rock. xD
AddictsEmpathy: we'll see if you really are. we'll just have to wait around to see what happens if a beast eats my rock and what your actions will be.
AddictsEmpathy: ITS A BEAST! ITS MADDD!! you cant predict insanity
AddictsEmpathy: plus its a friendship rock. so its not just ANY rock
AddictsEmpathy: it has value and beasts are greedy
xoXnijiloveXox: eh you i suppose you atre right.
you win THIS time.
"insert lame maniacle [[s/p?]] laugh here*
AddictsEmpathy: H'OMG ARE YOU THE BEASTIE!? :eyes you and your shifty laughter:
xoXnijiloveXox: nuuuuuu!
i am just the poor innocent girl that just happens to be half evil deep inside, but the elves put a curse on me, and now i can only use my evil laugh when rocks and beasts come togerhter. o_0. im not insane.
AddictsEmpathy: AYE NOW US ELVES DID NOTHING TO YOU! DONT YOU DARE GET MY PEOPLE INTO THIS!
xoXnijiloveXox: but.. but.. but.. but...
damn :/
xoXnijiloveXox: well...
xoXnijiloveXox: ..
xoXnijiloveXox: ...
xoXnijiloveXox: YOUR FACE!
xoXnijiloveXox: what now, oh yeah ur scared.
AddictsEmpathy: luckliy i cant see my face. so the fright is ALL FOR J00!!
xoXnijiloveXox: >.<
you are an intellegent little elf.
hahaahaha. go make toys and leave me alone.
xoXnijiloveXox: JUST KIDDING.
dont leave meeeeeeeeee : (
AddictsEmpathy: just because we're short doesn't mean we're st00pid jeez.
xoXnijiloveXox: haha. im not on anything.
xoXnijiloveXox: lol well hey, im probably more elf like than you :/ have you scene my ears?
AddictsEmpathy: I have not noticed. we might not need a rock afterall! we might be kin! elves unite!  e E EEEEE UNIT
xoXnijiloveXox: lmao.
woot!
but but rocks are hard, and fun, because when you hit people in the head with them they get a concussion. and thats fun because its a big word, and what about jes? oh poor little jes, we need to find some elf like characteristic on her.
AddictsEmpathy: we can make her a little elf hat. she has shorter hair so it'll look cute. if that doesnt work we can each grab one of her ears and PULL. lets hope the first option works out better for her.
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Snuke loves my text voice. ;B [05 Aug 2008|01:44am]
SprklnSprklz: I was about to call you but I saw you were online
AddictsEmpathy: yeah i know my text voice is so much more sexier
AddictsEmpathy: ;B
SprklnSprklz: HAHAHAAHAH
SprklnSprklz: You know it....I just love when you type makes me hot LMAO
AddictsEmpathy: oh i know. sometimes its hard just trying to contain myself. with all these letterrs..omg..i almost lost myself there
SprklnSprklz: Omg I get the same way.......And when I read your messages I almost fall on the floor its crazy LMAO
AddictsEmpathy: aye now. you can try to be a little more convincing there without all the laughter!!
SprklnSprklz: oh right opps my bad y0
SprklnSprklz: but for real!! I didnt almost fall off my seat that time like whoa
AddictsEmpathy: ohh yeah my texts makes me melt like buttah
SprklnSprklz: WOO.......Buttah.....Hot shit!
SprklnSprklz: Hang on i gotta brush my teeth
SprklnSprklz: lol
AddictsEmpathy: droolin so much it's starting to build up a foam eh
AddictsEmpathy: i tend to do that to people
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snuke lol [02 Aug 2008|01:24am]
S†RaNGE : I love nuts LOL
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rotf i love this girl [Sarah] [29 Jul 2008|12:34am]
Addicts Empathy: i <3 your new pic. DONT DELETE IT or i swear i'm gonna kick you in the shin when i see you
iflookzculdKILLx: LAWL I might idk. haha not many people are commenting it
Addicts Empathy: WHO GIVES A SHIT I LIKE IT
iflookzculdKILLx: LOL.
Addicts Empathy: NO FUNNIES.
iflookzculdKILLx: ;[
Addicts Empathy: if you love me you will keep it!! ohh ohhh ohhh YEAH I USED THAT LINE.
iflookzculdKILLx: LOL  that means you don't love me because your love is conditional.
iflookzculdKILLx: Conditional love is not love.
Addicts Empathy: WELL SCREW YOU THEN
Addicts Empathy: You just want your way
Addicts Empathy: AND I NEVER SAID I DIDNT LOVE YOU IF YOU DIDNT KEEP IT I SAID YOU WOULDNT LOVE ME!! READ MISSY. You love twisting my words
iflookzculdKILLx: no i know how to argue myself to be right. hah. i could be a wonderful lawyer.
iflookzculdKILLx: Yup and how do you know i wouldn't still love you if I did take it away huh?
iflookzculdKILLx: You wouldn't.
Addicts Empathy: because you're purposely doing something to hurt me!

Auto Response from iflookzculdKILLx: RIP JAMES.

iflookzculdKILLx: No I'm not. I'm not doing it to hurt you. I'm doing it because I might not like it enough to keep it up.
Addicts Empathy: which makes it conditional on what makes you happy only and that's selfish love!
iflookzculdKILLx: No because this doesn't apply to you. I'm not swiping it off the face of the earth. I'm simply taking it off a myspace where I'm trying to get seen as much as possible. The picture is in my photobucket where you can view it whenever you want.
Addicts Empathy: IN PRIVACY. I see how it is. you love me in privacy!
iflookzculdKILLx: THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! HOW DOES THAT SHOW THAT I LOVE YOU IF I KEEP IT UP?!?! THAT PICTURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. THAT IS NOT PRIVACY.
Addicts Empathy: LMAO I GOT YOU TO TYPE IN CAPS<333
Addicts Empathy: omg i'm dying
iflookzculdKILLx: wwhyy?
Addicts Empathy: i'm laughing too hard
Addicts Empathy: choking
Addicts Empathy: oh man my cheeks hurt
Addicts Empathy: that was the best part of my day
iflookzculdKILLx: lol.. okayy...
Addicts Empathy: that was too hilarious.
Addicts Empathy: you're all calm cool and collected then you come out with CAPS. when i was typing in caps the whole time. then you finally snapped out with it. brillant.
Addicts Empathy: unfortunately though you'll never forget this so you'll probably never type in caps again rotf.
iflookzculdKILLx: lol you werent typing in caps the whole time??
Addicts Empathy: pretty much.
iflookzculdKILLx: nopee
Addicts Empathy: lmao youre so stubborn.
iflookzculdKILLx: ey im pmsing mr. watch what you say or ill just get offline
Addicts Empathy: lmao i love you
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snuke lol [24 Jul 2008|11:20pm]
SprklnSprklz: I dont like when people smell I tell them to shut up >_<
Addicts Empathy: lmao if they smell you tell em to shut up? rotf  you weirdo. you'd think you'd tell them to take a shower instead not shut up rotf
SprklnSprklz: LMAO
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Shirt Ideas With Snuke While On The Phone: rotf [22 Jul 2008|03:35am]
Front: "I don't care about your big tits!"
Back: "pfft it"



Front: "Would you like to squeeze my sauce"
Back: "dunna dunna dunna dunna dunn dunnn"



Front: "Whats wrong with you?"
Back: "I hate you."



Front: "What the fucks wrong with you!?"
Back: "Are you livin' in Iraq!?
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Snuke [21 Jul 2008|03:37am]
Addicts Empathy: its too fuckin hot in my room. i wanna peel my skin off  lol
SprklnSprklz: lol well if u peel it off SEND ME PICS LMAO
Addicts Empathy: lmao you creeper. i should of figured you'd say that.
SprklnSprklz: hahahaha well its either i want to see u naked or i just like blood way to much either or hahahaha
Addicts Empathy: lol yeah i know you cant resist this flesh
SprklnSprklz: lol i cant hahaha becareful when we hang out i could just eat u up hahahaha
Addicts Empathy: lmao vampire
SprklnSprklz: hahaha
SprklnSprklz: hey vampires are hawt like whoa.com
Addicts Empathy: LOL you retard.com
SprklnSprklz: lol
SprklnSprklz: mat rocks my socks like whoa.com lmao
Addicts Empathy: i'd be rockin them toes like holymoly.com
SprklnSprklz: O.o That Should Be My Status Lmao
SprklnSprklz: hahahaha
Addicts Empathy: Lol yes
Addicts Empathy: im so gonna make that my status too
SprklnSprklz: lmao
SprklnSprklz: u should
Addicts Empathy: i did haha
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Sarah & Jesus [21 Jul 2008|02:44am]
Addicts Empathy: LOOK AT YOU
Addicts Empathy: LOOKIT YOUU
Addicts Empathy: LOOK AT J00
iflookzculdKILLx: Look at me??!? What'd I do?!?
Addicts Empathy: what didn;t you do!
Addicts Empathy: now thats the question
Addicts Empathy: naughty girl
iflookzculdKILLx: ?!???
iflookzculdKILLx: :(( whatttt?
Addicts Empathy: dont cha play coy with me
Addicts Empathy: im onto you
Addicts Empathy: and all your dirty deeds
Addicts Empathy: you've got a sinners book!
iflookzculdKILLx: :((((
Addicts Empathy: lmao youre too adorable
iflookzculdKILLx: :()) no
Addicts Empathy: guess what
iflookzculdKILLx: What?
Addicts Empathy: jesus loves you.
iflookzculdKILLx: I know. Haha we chilled the other day :D
Addicts Empathy: ;-O
Addicts Empathy: im so jellin' with jealousy right now
Addicts Empathy: everytime i text message him he always tells brb
iflookzculdKILLx: LAWN! Bc he rocks me sexy Jesus
Addicts Empathy: BUT HES SUPPOSE TO BE MY BUDDY
iflookzculdKILLx: Noopez :D
Addicts Empathy: fione you go and steal the thunder. you just wait. i'm telling his daddy on you two!
iflookzculdKILLx: Lawls! He loves me too!! He knows dont worry :)
Addicts Empathy: BUT YOURE A SINNER MAKING SEXY TIME WITH THE SON OF GODDDDDD :thunder crashes:
iflookzculdKILLx: Nawww he induces it :)
Addicts Empathy: i reject that statement
iflookzculdKILLx: Why?
Addicts Empathy: you are under the influence
Addicts Empathy: but its okay dear child. i will douse you with holy water. REJECT THE EVIIL THAT CAME FORTH!! YOU ARE NOT WELCOMED HERE NO MORE
Addicts Empathy: GO BACK TO THE PITS OF HELL WHERE THEE BELONG!
iflookzculdKILLx: Hmm I doubt it heavily. You can reject my love afair as much as you want, but it doesnt mean its not real.
Addicts Empathy: ohh i will reject it. and wipe it clean from this arguement
iflookzculdKILLx: LOL!
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Lol Alexies [17 Jul 2008|02:24am]
andal kana (1:39:37 AM): oh my god :\ im so sore
andal kana (1:39:50 AM): i barely have the will to type right now lol
daSmashinPumpkin (1:42:20 AM): i dont wanna know you pervert
andal kana (1:42:43 AM): dude like i'd tell you like that. lol.
andal kana (1:42:55 AM): jerkface. lol
daSmashinPumpkin (1:43:02 AM): DONT EVER TELL ME THAT
daSmashinPumpkin (1:43:06 AM): NOT EVEN IN HUMOR
andal kana (1:43:17 AM): lol well now im going to tell you just to bug you
daSmashinPumpkin (1:43:23 AM): you're gross.
andal kana (1:43:30 AM): lol
daSmashinPumpkin (1:43:33 AM): whod wanna be with you. lookit you
daSmashinPumpkin (1:43:35 AM): so gross.
andal kana (1:43:43 AM): so sore
daSmashinPumpkin (1:43:53 AM): FORCING YOUR SISTER TO KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS
daSmashinPumpkin (1:43:58 AM): YOURE TWISTED
daSmashinPumpkin (1:44:00 AM): AND SICK
andal kana (1:44:06 AM): dude you've told me worse things. lol
daSmashinPumpkin (1:44:31 AM): yeah well i'm your boy/sister. i have excuses to be twisted. you started it with giving me that title
andal kana (1:45:05 AM): lol
daSmashinPumpkin (1:45:40 AM): sarahs online too. i could go ahead and start thinking of stuff to say to disturb you
andal kana (1:46:13 AM): yeah well. ryan is laying in bed beside me. i can disturb you right back
daSmashinPumpkin (1:46:52 AM): oh please. he's too amused with holes in the wall. i dont have to worry too much about him
andal kana (1:47:14 AM): dont test me . lol.
daSmashinPumpkin (1:47:28 AM): see YOU.
daSmashinPumpkin (1:47:39 AM): you're the one with the provoking
daSmashinPumpkin (1:47:44 AM): sicko
andal kana (1:47:49 AM): YOU too
daSmashinPumpkin (1:47:57 AM): am not
andal kana (1:48:08 AM): poor sarah.
daSmashinPumpkin (1:48:12 AM): mine could only be words right now.  yours could very well be actions.
andal kana (1:48:12 AM): so unsuspecting.
daSmashinPumpkin (1:48:16 AM): AYE NOW.
daSmashinPumpkin (1:48:19 AM): she's perfectly fine
andal kana (1:48:22 AM): lol im too sore to do anything.
daSmashinPumpkin (1:49:04 AM): lol the funny thing is she is unsuspecting because she has no idea we're talking about this
andal kana (1:49:24 AM): lol. like i said. POOR SARAH
daSmashinPumpkin (1:49:43 AM): she can be twisted too.
andal kana (1:49:47 AM): NOOOOO
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3 way with stephy & snuke [10 Jul 2008|12:26am]

Addicts Empathy (12:24:57 AM): we should 3 way ;B
starsfallcrying (12:25:09 AM): i cant open my mouth without wanting to cry lol
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Joke [22 May 2008|10:29pm]
We were dressed and ready to go out for the evening.

We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car....
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Alexies as Sassy Spice ROTF..I had to post this. [26 Apr 2008|08:59pm]
Addicts Empathy (6:26:23 PM): lol so you were a spice girl?
Auto Response from andalkana (6:26:23 PM): :-(
upset stomach today. bbl.
andalkana (8:14:32 PM): dude. lol. that was amessed up dream
andalkana returned at 8:14:32 PM.
andalkana (8:14:55 PM): scary spice got injured and couldnt perform. and i was in the area when she got hurt
andalkana (8:15:37 PM): and some people litterally just grabbed me and said i'm the new spice girl. and it was like wtf.. mass confusion. and im like dude.... they're not going to just forget about scary spice.. wtf. leave me alone
andalkana (8:16:17 PM): and they were like working on some brainwashing thing to make the mass crowds accept the "new spice girl" lol.
andalkana (8:17:16 PM): and there was supposed to be a huge concert that night. and i was like omg... wtf am i supposed to wear lol. and one of them like started doing all these things to my clothes while i was wearing them. whoring it up lol. and i had these awesome shoes
andalkana (8:17:30 PM): like dorthy shoes. all red and sparkly.. but hookerish lmao
andalkana (8:18:40 PM): and i was freaking out cause they were telling me how many people there are in the crowd waiting for us. lol. and i was ready to throw up. and i said "this is rediculous, i cant go out there. i'm just a regular person" but in a british accent
andalkana (8:19:08 PM): and they started freaking out like.. ohhhhhhh my godddd she said her first british accent phrase. the transformation is complete!
andalkana (8:19:16 PM): and im like nooooooooo im not british
andalkana (8:19:22 PM): and everything i was saying kept coming out british
andalkana (8:19:38 PM): i was sassy spice btw lol
andalkana (8:20:05 PM): and we were playing for a prison. which i know why i was dreaming of that. lol.
andalkana (8:20:25 PM): cause iwas talking to a friend the other day who works for kent maximum security prison in agassiz.
Addicts Empathy (8:42:53 PM): LMAO sassy spice
Addicts Empathy (8:43:15 PM): were you watching johnny cash or something? lol since he sang at a prison once
andalkana (8:43:25 PM): i felt violated, humilated, and more lol
andalkana (8:43:39 PM): no. i was talking to my friend who works at a prison.
andalkana (8:43:46 PM): so i must have been thinking about it or something
Addicts Empathy (8:46:31 PM): lmao
Addicts Empathy (8:46:35 PM): thats hilarious
Addicts Empathy (8:46:40 PM): were you listening to spice girls or something
andalkana (8:46:58 PM): no lol. i have no idea where that came from in my dream
andalkana (8:48:43 PM): when they first grabbed me. i was wearing a black skirt, black shirt flip flops, sunglasses.. and my hair was down.
Addicts Empathy (8:49:54 PM): and they turned you into a sassy british whore rotf
andalkana (8:49:55 PM): they pulled my hair up in this super high pony tail, tossed my glasses, ripped the front of my shirt for cleavage, cut my skirt shorter, gave me hooker shoes, and a few more red accessories. it all happened so fast lol. i didnt even have time to react to it
Addicts Empathy (8:50:19 PM): lmao too bad you couldnt record dreams that would of been hilarious to see.
andalkana (8:50:34 PM): lol yeah
andalkana (8:50:47 PM): i felt so lost in my dream. i didnt know what to do lol
andalkana (8:52:06 PM): oh. i almost forgot about the mass amount of glitter they threw on me lol
andalkana (8:57:32 PM): whatcha up to
Addicts Empathy (8:58:32 PM): lmao glitter. so sassy.
Addicts Empathy (8:58:55 PM): showing sarah my nightmare before christmas hoodies i got ;B
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